i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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