Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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