OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Randomize
