I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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