found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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