my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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