my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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