I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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