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(734): View more from Michigan

I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka

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the cocktail of hope

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(561): View more from Florida

We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.

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(816): View more from Missouri

He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.

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(740): View more from Ohio

I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"

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(719): View more from Colorado

Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.

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(719): View more from Colorado

Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...

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(304): View more from West Virginia

My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me

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(907): View more from Alaska

I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal

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(630): View more from Illinois

Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?

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