How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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