We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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