office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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