told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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