that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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