saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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