So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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