it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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