No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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