She's JV to your varsity
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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