I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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