so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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