i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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