Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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