Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
wow bdsm is so cute
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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