One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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