we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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