So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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