people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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