Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
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