btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
His nipple licking is glorious
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