You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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