i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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