Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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