I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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