I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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