people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I think I just shit out all my problems.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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