I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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