YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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