I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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