Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I'm gonna have a badass scar
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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