vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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