i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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