absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Randomize
