If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Randomize
