So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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