I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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