Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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