Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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