It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
this boner is exhausting
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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