I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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