ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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