I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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