Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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