I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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