and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Randomize
