she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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